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Kill The Beast

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Thankfully, there’s only one scene left to shoot.

The fires have been contained, the wigs have been sterilised, and the star has been replaced after The Accident. Surely, nothing else can be waiting in the dark?

Noises Off meets The Exorcist, Carrie meets Singin’ In The Rain, award-winning comedy troupe Kill the Beast present a new show of haunted Hollywood hilarity.

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"A ridiculous, well-timed, triumphant comedy horror" ★★★★ The Skinny

“Majestically daft and incredibly funny" ★★★★ The Stage

"Furiously silly" ★★★★ The List


Northern Stage is fully accessible. The theatre has three lifts providing access to all parts of the building, including the accessible toilets, baby changing facilities, stages 2 & 3 and the backstage area. Buggy parking is available outside Stage 3. To discuss any access needs, please call our Box Office on 0191 230 5151.